I Want In

 

If you want something more than just another crappy job and you want to actually change the world, improve your community and do it with people you loveWE NEED TO TALK!!!!

QUICK fill out the information below as completely as possible. When complete, press send form button below to send the information electronically. You can review the job descriptions and/or view/print a PDF version of the application, as well.

Thank you so much for investing your Freaking time with us! 

IF YOU  CARE ABOUT THE BLAH BLAH LEGALIZE KEEP READING...YAWN!!!
Please be assured that your application for employment will be based only on your merit and on no other considerations. Applicants are considered for all positions without regard to race, color, religion, sex, national origin, age, marital or veteran status, or the presence of a non-job related medical condition or handicap. This application will be given consideration but its receipt does not imply that you will be employed.

I understand that the misrepresentation or omission of facts in this application is just cause for termination. I am also aware that as part of normal procedures for processing applications for employment, a routine inquiry may be made concerning my character, general reputation, personal characteristics and mode of living. I understand that in compliance with public law 91-508, and upon my written request, additional information regarding the nature and scope of the responses to these inquiries, if made, will be provided to me.
(Disclaimer: by submitting this application, you signify your agreement with the terms of the application)

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If you have questions or comments you wish to convey to Our Company, please contact us via snail mail, fax, phone or email.

I Want In Employment Application

First, Middle, Last Name

Address

City, State, Zip

Day Phone

Have you ever served a sentence in jail or prison or been
  convicted of a felony for which a jail sentence could have been imposed?

Tell us about it?

If we ask you to join our TEAM, are you willing to undergo a physical
examination and/or drug screening and/or background check, at our
expense, to determine whether or not you are able to perform this job in 
an effective and safe manner?

EDUCATION


Did you do anything COOL in school?
 

  Are you available between the hours of 5:00 PM and 11:00 PM?

MILITARY SERVICE

Branch

Date of Discharge

LAST OR CURRENT JOB...C'mon you know the drill!

Company

Address

Type of Business

Dates From/To

Did you do more than you were paid for? Why? Explain?

Did you quit without notice Why?

May we contact this supervisor?

Have you ever been in a work environment and it was no fun and hated it?

How about a work environment and it was too fun and nothing got done?

Do you have a car?

Have you ever worked in an environment with a crappy TEAM and hated it?

Where have you worked where it was too focussed on the TEAM and the clients suffered?

Describe a time when you worked in an environment and the company recognized people for average behavior and it made you sick to your stomach?

Have you ever worked in an environment and didn't get recognized for ROCKING the job and hated it?